Anonymous said: Are you single or are you taken by McDonalds????
mcdonalds is just a side chick someone date me hehe hmu
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a goddess
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Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me
hey look a $20 bill
that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends