Dark side of the moon

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Anonymous said: Are you single or are you taken by McDonalds????

gnarly:

mcdonalds is just a side chick someone date me hehe hmu

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

(via alliwantforchristmasisurie)

  • teacher: sit up straight
  • me: but I'm gay

gnumblr:

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❤️😭😒😁😫

(via joshpeck)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via shouldnt)

popularboyfriend:

guy:

*slides you $20* pls stop ignoring me

hey look a $20 bill

(Source: guy, via riyal)

zelour:

that feeling of when you’re in a group of friends
but you’re not really in that group of friends

(Source: zelo, via itsjust-anotherblog)

"yeah mom i finished all my homework"
me when i have not even started my homework (via octobra)

(Source: youtubeofficial, via gnarly)

Tumblring on my phone

  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing
eremiel-fallen-angel:

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

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Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

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